“What a dope” claim British tabloid the News of the World. Phelps, the holder of 14 Olympic gold medals, was snapped sparking up big bong at a party.

Mother to octuplets is unemployed, unmarried and already a mother to six other children.

Awesome stop-motion video! The video took 4 weeks of storyboarding with 3D dummies and 2 days to shoot 3225 still photographs with the actors.

Janice McCarl was arrested for allegedly drugging and molesting a male “friend.” The man remembers waking up intermittently with the McCarl’s “hands in him.”

A seemingly endless stream of yesses from Illinois Senators marked the end of Rod Blogovich’s political career in that state.

Tired of using regular blankets like this asshole…?

If you weren’t scared before, you will be now. The age of Snuggie is upon us.

Mount Redoubt is rumbling and grumbling, shaking and earthquaking, and scaring us to death.

Blagojevich stated that his backing of the I-SaveRx prescription drug program was the real reason for his impeachment.

Blago took an interesting angle. He tried to draw the entire political class into his troubles.

Nobody cut class that day. Educators in Paignton, England, invited pole dancing company The Art of Dance to a school for 14 to 19-year-old kids Surprisingly, 1000 kids turned up for the show.

“After The Beatles broke up, McCartney formed the band Wings who were known for their smash hit Stop Requesting Strawberry Fields, That Was John.”

Haggard admits he has sexual thoughts towards men but he denies being gay as his thoughts are not “compulsive.” He’s “heterosexual with homosexual attachments.”

The “sluts” here are female dancers from Jonesboro High School school in Georgia who performed a provocative dance during a basketball game. After the “Sluts of Jonesboro” performance was posted on YouTube, the dance coach was removed and the group banned from performance for the rest of the year.

Naughty hackers altered an Austin, Texas, digital road sign to say “Zombies Ahead” in the early hours of January 19. It’s possible the sign wasn’t padlocked and the default password not changed. The offense was committed suspiciously close to the high-spirited youths of the University of Texas.

MTV spent 24 hours snooping around Pete Doherty’s den. Fortunately, the headless deer carcass has been removed.

After the viral success of the Cadbury drumming Gorilla ad, the chocolate-makers drafted in some kids to waggle their eyebrows for 60 seconds in the hope we’ll all get a bit fatter. All to the tune of Freestyle’s Don’t Stop the Rock.

Bush described an incident when a ugly and angry woman protester shouted at him to “stay out of her womb.” Bush’s response: “No problem, lady.”

A classic song can lend itself to any instrument it seems. Here’s Europe’s greatest rock tune complete with headbanging cellists.

Here it is. PETA’s banned Super Bowl ad. It may be too sexy for the bores at NBC but we’ll show it…Not to be confused with dating agency for broccoli-munchers.