Michael Phelps bong photo

“What a dope” claim British tabloid the News of the World. Phelps, the holder of 14 Olympic gold medals, was snapped sparking up big bong at a party.

Nadya Suleman octuplets

Mother to octuplets is unemployed, unmarried and already a mother to six other children.

Music: Oren Lavie – Her Morning Elegance

Awesome stop-motion video! The video took 4 weeks of storyboarding with 3D dummies and 2 days to shoot 3225 still photographs with the actors.

Janice McCarl

Janice McCarl was arrested for allegedly drugging and molesting a male “friend.” The man remembers waking up intermittently with the McCarl’s “hands in him.”

Blagojevich impeached

A seemingly endless stream of yesses from Illinois Senators marked the end of Rod Blogovich’s political career in that state.

The WTF blanket

Tired of using regular blankets like this asshole…?

The Cult of Snuggie

If you weren’t scared before, you will be now. The age of Snuggie is upon us.

Alaskan volcano set to erupt

Mount Redoubt is rumbling and grumbling, shaking and earthquaking, and scaring us to death.

Blagojevich: Fire Rahm Emanuel

Blagojevich stated that his backing of the I-SaveRx prescription drug program was the real reason for his impeachment.

Blagojevich’s statement at impeachment trial (full video)

Blago took an interesting angle. He tried to draw the entire political class into his troubles.

Sam Remmer high school pole dancing

Nobody cut class that day. Educators in Paignton, England, invited pole dancing company The Art of Dance to a school for 14 to 19-year-old kids Surprisingly, 1000 kids turned up for the show.

Paul McCartney Colbert Report

“After The Beatles broke up, McCartney formed the band Wings who were known for their smash hit Stop Requesting Strawberry Fields, That Was John.”

Ted Haggard on Oprah

Haggard admits he has sexual thoughts towards men but he denies being gay as his thoughts are not “compulsive.” He’s “heterosexual with homosexual attachments.”

Sluts of Jonesboro

The “sluts” here are female dancers from Jonesboro High School school in Georgia who performed a provocative dance during a basketball game. After the “Sluts of Jonesboro” performance was posted on YouTube, the dance coach was removed and the group banned from performance for the rest of the year.

Zombies ahead video

Naughty hackers altered an Austin, Texas, digital road sign to say “Zombies Ahead” in the early hours of January 19. It’s possible the sign wasn’t padlocked and the default password not changed. The offense was committed suspiciously close to the high-spirited youths of the University of Texas.