The Onion News Networks supply this vibrant discussion on the Pentagon’s secret 11-foot monster interrogator (some media reports say he is 20 feet tall). If they could get away with it they would do it.

Michael Cera almost goes against type here. Close but no cigar, Mike. Still, Youth in Revolt may illicit a few chuckles when it’s released on October 30.

You’ll no doubt want a pair of these…but before you scramble to get the bottom half of your ass to work check out the price tag.

Michael Moore returns with his take on the economic collapse. Moore describes his critique of capitalism as a “comedy.” Released October 2.

Nice little documentary about Les Paul.  He talks about his influences and his motivation for creating the technology that would become standard the world over. He comes across a happy man, totally in love with what he’s doing. Rest in peace, Les.

Shane Victorino of the Philadelphia Phillies had beer tipped on him from the stands just as he made a catch.

Could be a new Radiohead tune but no confirmation yet – it sounds like Radiohead to me. It’s awesome. Thom Yorke said recently that the band will no longer release albums. Maybe the odd leaked track here and there is what we can expect from now on.

She’s talented and beautiful. He’s a respected songwriter. Maybe this union won’t be so bad.

Mmm, magnetic resonance imaging, eh. Useful stuff that. I thought this was fake until I found Dr. Pek van Andel’s paper in the BMJ. It’s called: Magnetic resonance imaging of male and female genitals during coitus and female sexual arousal.

President Obama made a direct appeal to the American people trying to promote his heavily bombarded health care reforms.  The health insurance industry has been spending $1.4 million a day trying to tarnish Obama’s plan.

William Kostric – better known as the gun-toting protester outside Obama’s health care townhall meeting – legally strapped a pistol to his leg as he demonstrated against Obama’s reforms. The gun is registered in his name and, as he was protesting with permission on a church’s grounds, police could not do anything. 

Immediately enters my top three ever LOLcats. You are now wishing you had the stones to make a similar declaration to the world. Look and learn people.

LA Fitness shooter George Sodini posted a video on YouTube titled “Hide from Emotion” around a year before he shot three women and himself to death. In a short face-to-camera speech he describes how he distracts himself from his problems.

Woody Harrelson as a banjo-wielding zombie killer. Directed by Ruben Fleischer, this new post-apocalyptic zombie comedy is out October 9.

Once in a while you see something that really reminds you some people’s experience in this world is totally removed from your own. Enjoy.

New Maxwell! “Lady, when we lock it low (ah, ah)/We get together, it’s an overdose/I’m slippin’, I’m here, I’m on my knees/I feels my heart’s about to explode.” Calm yourselves, ladies!

George Sodini, the Pittsburgh gym shooter, alleged on his rambling blog that a woman called Lee Ann Valdiserri “had my baby in early 1991. Haven’t seen her since she was about four months into it. I knew her sister, Chris, from high school.”

George Sodini entered a gym in Collier Township, about 10 miles south of Pittsburgh, and opened fire. He walked into a Latin dance class full of around 20 women, announced himself to be a police officer, turned out the lights then started shooting.

The correct thing to do is to stop posting anything about Glenn but…here he is again. So many accusations here. Always nice to see a neutral analysis of Obama on Fox News.

If you need to borrow a crowbar, see this guy. The producer of this video believes that Jesus himself described Barack Obama as the Anti-Christ.