This should save you the trouble of actually watching the movie. Can’t wait for the sequel.

Chavez answers a question about his “friendship” with Iranian President in an interesting way. Hugo says the Fox hack’s mind is “full of confusions.”

Pope Benedict XVI was walked all over by a small spider as he spoke to dignitaries in the Czech capital Prague. The spider soon sunk his vicious fangs deep into the Pontiff’s neck…he didn’t really.

Well at least he doesn’t cry. A creepingly awkward moment here as CBS News’ Katie Couric asks Mormon convert Glenn Beck what he meant by “white culture.” (Recall how he stated that Obama has a “deep-seated hatred for white culture”.)

Mayor of East Cleveland Eric Brewer is caught up in a drag scandal right before a mayoral race. In a statement, Brewer refused to confirm or deny leaked pictures published on the internet show him dressed up in lacy women’s underwear.

In a no doubt distressingly portentous occurrence, an Afghan dove of peace fails to take flight…because it’s dead.

It’s probably fake but it’s still funny.  Matt Damon clashes with the mediocre Adrien Grenier while shooting a PSA.

You probably didn’t realize that there are serious divisions within the horrorcore metal movement. Sadly, fans of Slipknot (“Maggots”) and fans of Insane Clown Posse (“Juggalos”) just can’t get along. Here, two friends from across the divide make a fervent appeal for peace.

Self-described “entrepreneur” Tom O’C seems to have incorrectly set up the autotune machine on his latest song.

You may loath Riverdance and it’s numerous, cash-in spin-offs but when a dog does a Michael Flatley…

Here’s a gutsy gramps. Watch this gray-haired dude sneak up on a would-be bank robber. Some old lady waits until the bad guy is down before delivering a sneaky kick to the head. What would your Grandpa do?

Christian traditionalists may not like this one. “Pantokrator” church in Bogota, Colombia, just might be the world’s first heavy metal church. Founded by heavy metal drummer Cristian Gonzalez, the services combine traditional mass with metal and headbanging. Gonzalez is actually very articulate about why Christ would accept the blend of metal and the Christian faith.

Well this is slightly embarrassing. Ellen Degeneres took Paula Abdul’s judging spot on American Idol but Paula’s not bitter! In fairness though, her mimicry of Ellen’s dancing is pretty accurate.

The folk singer who was the heart of New York’s Greenwich village beatnik scene in the 1960s died from side effects of chemotherapy today. 

Wow, this guy is a monumental asshole. I mean, it’s not like the jury was out but Kanye West surpassed himself this time. Taylor Swift is not a plausible choice for anyone’s top ten artist but this..?