You’ll no doubt want a pair of these…but before you scramble to get the bottom half of your ass to work check out the price tag.

Immediately enters my top three ever LOLcats. You are now wishing you had the stones to make a similar declaration to the world. Look and learn people.

George Sodini, the Pittsburgh gym shooter, alleged on his rambling blog that a woman called Lee Ann Valdiserri “had my baby in early 1991. Haven’t seen her since she was about four months into it. I knew her sister, Chris, from high school.”

Leif Olson gets a highly lucrative hole in one at the 2009 Canadian Open.  A total four players – Olson, Casey Wittenberg, Briny Baird and Arjun Atwal – all accepted BMW Z4 Roadsters for hole-in-one shots at the 15th hole at Glen Abbey golf course. BMZ have now stopped that particular incentive…

Stand easy, America. Law enforcement officers will soon have another almost-always-non-lethal weapon at their disposal. Foul-mouthed grandmothers and students who ask awkward questions of failed presidential candidates are said to be terrified.

A 27-year-old Spanish man was gored to death during Pamplona’s annual “Running of the Bulls” event. Daniel Gimeno Romero from Alcalá de Henares, near Madrid, is the first person to die in the event since 1995.

Actress Brooke Shields, who dated Michael Jackson for a time, spoke movingly about their relationship.

In the end, it was quite a sombre and respectful affair. Folks on stage talked about God a lot. The crowd trouble feared by LAPD didn’t happen and things seemed to go smoothly. For this, we can be thankful; the last thing Jacko needed was another circus.

Buzzdown suffered around 15 hours of down time after some nerdy wag hacked our server.  Back online now but we lost a few days posts.

An Airbus A310-300 flying from Yemen plunged into the Indian Ocean killing all but one passenger – a 13-year-old girl called Bahia Bakari.

Michael Jackson’s body will be made available for a public viewing on Friday July 3 at his Neverland Ranch. A 30-car motorcade will take Jackson’s body back to his Neverland Ranch on July 2. A private family memorial service takes place Sunday, July 5th.

An Airbus A310-300 flying from Yemen plunged into the Indian Ocean killing all but one passenger.  The survivor was confirmed as a 13-year-old girl Bahia Bakari (initial reports said a five-year-old child survived).

It’s expected that “King of Pop” Michael Jackson will be laid to rest somewhere in California.

A stroke of genius.  Inventor Joo Youn Paek created this device to prevent embarrassing collisions. Now if we could just do something about those babies in pushchairs getting in everyone’s way.

A Thai newspaper printed a shocking picture of actor David Carradine hanging from the rail in his hotel wardrobe. Thai police say the leaked pictures are probably forensic photos. Carradine’s family are threatening to sue any publication printing the image.