What’s she selling? Who cares! Julianne Moore knows Hollywood’s attention may be fleeting as the years go by.

Another one. It’s pretty unpleasant. Now he’s having a go at black people, green outfits and fake boobs. No-one is safe.

British sleaze-rag The News of the World found Anna Chapman’s British ex-husband and squeezed him for some info…and a little bit more besides.

Bombshell McGee can pole dance too. The prudes at TMZ censored the second topless video. Booooo.

Rihanna talked to ABC’s Diane Sawyer about her rapid (and youthful) rise to fame and “the incident” with her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. 

Angelic Christian pin-up girl Carrie Prejean walked away from a lawsuit against the Miss California pageant after their lawyers produced a sex tape featuring the troubled blond. Apparently, gossip hounds TMZ had the tape for months without releasing it. Come on guys…share!!

She was absolutely being spontaneous. Meghan McCain posted her chest on Twitter to much hullabaloo. Poor girl had to write an entire blog post explaining she has breasts.

So we now know who the spanker and the spankee are in the Michael Duvall scandal. In a taped conversation, the naughty Assemblyman bragged about how his mistress, Heidi Dejong Barsuglia, wore “eye-patch underwear.” The horror, of course, is in the detail.

Yes, I realize the realm of celebrity Twitter feeds is a pointless place…but this is Kimmy. Yes, I’m stupid. Yes, I have blood running through my veins. Yes, this is my new desktop background.

Fortunately there’s no record deal pending. Miss U.S.A. finalist and staunch gay marriage opponent Carrie Prejean “sings with Bing” at the Del Mar Racetrack 2009 opening day.

Openly trans-gendered mayor of Silverton, Oregon, Stu Rasmussen turned up to a youth leadership training meeting wearing a skimpy dress. Ooooh, the strife. Best quote from Stu: “I like looking in the mirror and seeing a fairly attractive-looking woman looking back.  If you discount the face, an amazing-looking woman.”

Chris Brown recorded a two-minute message for his fans apologizng for his behavior. He offers no explanation about what happened on the fateful night and says he takes “full responsibility.” It’s a measured, cleverly-worded response.

Jon Gossellin’s new squeeze spent time at fat camp…and then broke all the rules! A bunch of girls with a grudge sent photo’s of Hailey Glassman looking slightly porky to Perez.

A photograph from 2002 appears to show Michael Jackson’s right leg damaged by needle punctures. A large black, scabby wound is also visible. 

The articulate and indisputably brainy President of the United States is also a red-blooded male. Obama appears to check out behind of Mayora Tavares, a 16-year-old Brazilian girl, at the G8 summit. 

OK! Magazine reportedly paid $500,000 for this image of Michael Jackson in his finals moments.  OK! describe their issue as “commemorative.”

A powerful, surgical-strength anesthesia was found at Michael Jackson’s home. The drug, Propofol, is administered via an IV and is only available to medical personnel. The singer’s nutritional nurse, Cherilyn Lee, spoke out about Jackson’s need for sleep. She claims she regularly denied his demands for the drug Diprival, the brand name for Propofol.

The Jackson death rumor mill continues to turn.  Now a British newspaper claims that Jackson’s live-in doctor, Conrad Murray,  gave the singer a shot of adrenaline to the heart in an attempt to revive him.

John Edward’s continues to reveal himself as the bluntest tool in the box.  According to Andrew Young, a former Edwards aide, there’s a John Edwards-Rielle Hunter sex tape. Young just sold a book proposal to St. Martin’s Press outlining the scandal.

A document that appeared to be Michael Jackson’s leaked autopsy report supplied grim details about the physical state of the singer when he passed away. It was soon exposed as  a fake.