Get jealous of Ricky Gervais. He’s a great actor who loves his job. Impossible not to crack up watching this.

WTF Japan indeed.

Here, edited for your convenience, are dozens of unfriendly utterances taken from The Bachelor, ANTM and other such dross.

Never watched that show but I will now. Here’s a great collection of lines from the first three seasons of Mad Men.

The big ‘un from America’s Next Top Model takes a tumble on some stairs then gets hit by…a giant golden gong (sic).

Chavez answers a question about his “friendship” with Iranian President in an interesting way. Hugo says the Fox hack’s mind is “full of confusions.”

The correct thing to do is to stop posting anything about Glenn but…here he is again. So many accusations here. Always nice to see a neutral analysis of Obama on Fox News.

Deep thinker Glenn Beck tells it like it is.

Paul McCartney makes his first visit to the Late Show but he’s been on that stage before…

Not the most likable man but death by drowning, Pat? Millionaire TV blow-hard Pat Buchanan advises Todd Palin to take his daughter’s ex down to the creek…

How ’bout that wardrobe malfunction Emma? British actress Emma Watson promotes the latest Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince on Letterman. When her recent wardrobe malfunction comes up she quips “at least I was wearing underwear.”

UFC reporter Heather Nichols had some very minor TV roles before scoring her new gig. Unfortunately, her new role occassionally involves being dry humped by huge fighters like Quentin “Rampage” Jackson. A few photos might suggest why Rampage took an interest…

Despite hours of practice, he still does a better job than me. Here’s Jamie Foxx moonwalking at the 2009 BET Awards.

One big guy takes on another bigger guy in an MMA bout held on June 27, 2009. Bobby Lashley and Bob Sapp beat each other up for a while.

If this is deliberate, it’s in bad taste. If it’s a real ghost, get scared. The ghost of Michael Jackson haunts CNN over Anderson Cooper’s shoulder.

Glenn Beck takes on ACORN with the help of a pink doll’s house.  Education Fox News style. If you didn’t know already, there’s something seriously wrong with the majority of TV news in the U.S.

Bill Maher is right, you never see Chomsky on TV. Maher rants about the lack of real politcal choice in the U.S. He says: “”Shouldn’t there be one party that unambiguously supports cutting the military budget, a party that is straight up in favor of gun control, gay marriage…”

New Doves video features amazing stunt biker Danny MacAskill playing a Pied Piper-type character.

Al Roker doesn’t seem to like them much.  Too bad the best way to deal with these cretins is to deny them the oxygen of publicity and not invite them on the show. Or blog about them.

Stephen Colbert recieved a buzzcut from General Odierno as part of his trip to Iraq.  High ‘n’ tight, Colbert!