Expert viral marketing. Give young boys in darkened rooms an pervy, ephemeral thrill…then scare the crap out of them.

Check out 23-year-old Liu Wei playing piano amputee-style on China’s Got Talent. Liu had both his arms removed after being electrocuted by a high-voltage wire aged 10.

One for the nerds.

Seems real. Taken off the coast of Africa, this big ol’ whale tries to join the party.

Must have a bit of time on his hands these days.

Putting your life on the line…

This is a real joy. It also criticizes “chauvinistic pig attitudes” which is always good.

I notice how this video tutorial is directed at the ladies.

“The tall, accomplished man you called can’t come to the phone right now.”

Prickly actor Christian Bale gets Mel Gibson on the blower. It’s not pretty.

Tour de France fight! Ratty cyclists Rui Costa and Carlos Barredo get jealous over that coveted yellow jersey. Barredo said Costa elbowed him in the gut as he passed 20 km from the day’s finish line. The blow nearly took him off his bike.

YouTube girl JennaMarbles on bleaching hair, tanning and applying make-up like a street walker.

Now he’s shouting at Irish guys!

This is very cool. A guy called Jarbas Agnelli sees a bunch of birds on five wires and plays what he sees.

At least these guys have the decency not to destroy urban furniture.

Cancel your vacation plans. You’re going to party with this guy.

I don’t understand it. It’s not big and it’s not clever.

Slapped wrists for six Israeli soldiers filmed performing a dance routine while patrolling the Palestinian city of Hebron.

“They were literally making out the entire movie.” Nuff said.

Diesel power with just a whiff of marching powder! The DEA helped capture another coke submarine built for transporting drugs around the Ecuador/Colombia border.