Warning: The following film contains scenes some kittens may find disturbing.

Don’t we all. A totally unique new product that offers a little extra grip when it counts.

German soccer goalkeeper Jens Lehmann got caught short during a UEFA match against Stuttgart.

Let’s face it, this would have made a better film. Who’s playing BA?

Yes it’s fake but it allows you to fantasize.

Load up on cakes and bring your friends. Here’s a very useful – and totally vibing – video about taking your insulin.

iPhones, eh? Those things are pretty good. Good time to buy. Came down in price. Some useful apps.

Those two were thick as thieves until this rift created irreconcilable differences. And hey, at least the Downfall re-edit meme has moved on to a different scene.

This should save you the trouble of actually watching the movie. Can’t wait for the sequel.

Pope Benedict XVI was walked all over by a small spider as he spoke to dignitaries in the Czech capital Prague. The spider soon sunk his vicious fangs deep into the Pontiff’s neck…he didn’t really.

Well at least he doesn’t cry. A creepingly awkward moment here as CBS News’ Katie Couric asks Mormon convert Glenn Beck what he meant by “white culture.” (Recall how he stated that Obama has a “deep-seated hatred for white culture”.)

In a no doubt distressingly portentous occurrence, an Afghan dove of peace fails to take flight…because it’s dead.

It’s probably fake but it’s still funny.  Matt Damon clashes with the mediocre Adrien Grenier while shooting a PSA.

You probably didn’t realize that there are serious divisions within the horrorcore metal movement. Sadly, fans of Slipknot (“Maggots”) and fans of Insane Clown Posse (“Juggalos”) just can’t get along. Here, two friends from across the divide make a fervent appeal for peace.

You may loath Riverdance and it’s numerous, cash-in spin-offs but when a dog does a Michael Flatley…