She was absolutely being spontaneous. Meghan McCain posted her chest on Twitter to much hullabaloo. Poor girl had to write an entire blog post explaining she has breasts.

iPhones, eh? Those things are pretty good. Good time to buy. Came down in price. Some useful apps.

Well this is a fraction premature don’t you think. Barack Obama has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize “for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and co-operation between peoples.”

“Rocker” Pete Wentz had his silly emo haircut shaved off on stage. He now looks like half the wanker he did before.

Those two were thick as thieves until this rift created irreconcilable differences. And hey, at least the Downfall re-edit meme has moved on to a different scene.

Insurance man Michael David Barrett faces charges of interstate stalking after he allegedly followed ESPN sports commentator Erin Andrews around several hotel rooms in Nashville…with his camera.

This should save you the trouble of actually watching the movie. Can’t wait for the sequel.

Chavez answers a question about his “friendship” with Iranian President in an interesting way. Hugo says the Fox hack’s mind is “full of confusions.”

Pope Benedict XVI was walked all over by a small spider as he spoke to dignitaries in the Czech capital Prague. The spider soon sunk his vicious fangs deep into the Pontiff’s neck…he didn’t really.

Well at least he doesn’t cry. A creepingly awkward moment here as CBS News’ Katie Couric asks Mormon convert Glenn Beck what he meant by “white culture.” (Recall how he stated that Obama has a “deep-seated hatred for white culture”.)

Mayor of East Cleveland Eric Brewer is caught up in a drag scandal right before a mayoral race. In a statement, Brewer refused to confirm or deny leaked pictures published on the internet show him dressed up in lacy women’s underwear.

In a no doubt distressingly portentous occurrence, an Afghan dove of peace fails to take flight…because it’s dead.

It’s probably fake but it’s still funny.  Matt Damon clashes with the mediocre Adrien Grenier while shooting a PSA.

You probably didn’t realize that there are serious divisions within the horrorcore metal movement. Sadly, fans of Slipknot (“Maggots”) and fans of Insane Clown Posse (“Juggalos”) just can’t get along. Here, two friends from across the divide make a fervent appeal for peace.

Self-described “entrepreneur” Tom O’C seems to have incorrectly set up the autotune machine on his latest song.