“What’s the matter, baby/Why you being so cold-hearted lately?” They’re back (kinda). Ace of Bass are back in your face…but they’re arguing about the name.

I notice how this video tutorial is directed at the ladies.

Surely this justifies the Afghanistan “surge.” Banana-chomping monkeys armed with AK-47s are being trained to kill by the Taliban.

“The tall, accomplished man you called can’t come to the phone right now.”

WTF Japan indeed.

Prickly actor Christian Bale gets Mel Gibson on the blower. It’s not pretty.

Tour de France fight! Ratty cyclists Rui Costa and Carlos Barredo get jealous over that coveted yellow jersey. Barredo said Costa elbowed him in the gut as he passed 20 km from the day’s finish line. The blow nearly took him off his bike.

YouTube girl JennaMarbles on bleaching hair, tanning and applying make-up like a street walker.

It doesn’t go well. Bina48 is a terrific bore who knows her own name and not much else.

Some bright spark made a documentary about “Winnebago Man” – aka Jack Rebney, salesman and expert prompt-reader.

Now he’s shouting at Irish guys!

Another one. It’s pretty unpleasant. Now he’s having a go at black people, green outfits and fake boobs. No-one is safe.

This is very cool. A guy called Jarbas Agnelli sees a bunch of birds on five wires and plays what he sees.

At least these guys have the decency not to destroy urban furniture.

“America’s future…we don’t like this fundamental transformation…mom awakening…women rising up…mama grizzly bears…protect their cubs…country on the right track…look out Washington.” You get the idea.

Here, edited for your convenience, are dozens of unfriendly utterances taken from The Bachelor, ANTM and other such dross.

Cancel your vacation plans. You’re going to party with this guy.

Never watched that show but I will now. Here’s a great collection of lines from the first three seasons of Mad Men.

I don’t understand it. It’s not big and it’s not clever.

Slapped wrists for six Israeli soldiers filmed performing a dance routine while patrolling the Palestinian city of Hebron.