German soccer goalkeeper Jens Lehmann got caught short during a UEFA match against Stuttgart.

Let’s face it, this would have made a better film. Who’s playing BA?

Miss, you may be right to say it’s the best burrito you have ever eaten. But since I will never experience your pleasure, I don’t really care. Thanks Parry.

Excellent new video from Brooklyn’s folksy psychedelic popsters Grizzly Bear. Their tune “Ready, Able” seems to show a nightmarish plasticine alien abduction. Very cool.

Rihanna talked to ABC’s Diane Sawyer about her rapid (and youthful) rise to fame and “the incident” with her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. 

Yes it’s fake but it allows you to fantasize.

Load up on cakes and bring your friends. Here’s a very useful – and totally vibing – video about taking your insulin.

Hmm, this one doesn’t really cut it. The official video for Muse’s Undisclosed Desires seems to feature an undisclosed desire of Matt Bellamy to get tied up with colored wire.

Angelic Christian pin-up girl Carrie Prejean walked away from a lawsuit against the Miss California pageant after their lawyers produced a sex tape featuring the troubled blond. Apparently, gossip hounds TMZ had the tape for months without releasing it. Come on guys…share!!

She was absolutely being spontaneous. Meghan McCain posted her chest on Twitter to much hullabaloo. Poor girl had to write an entire blog post explaining she has breasts.

iPhones, eh? Those things are pretty good. Good time to buy. Came down in price. Some useful apps.

Well this is a fraction premature don’t you think. Barack Obama has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize “for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and co-operation between peoples.”

“Rocker” Pete Wentz had his silly emo haircut shaved off on stage. He now looks like half the wanker he did before.

Those two were thick as thieves until this rift created irreconcilable differences. And hey, at least the Downfall re-edit meme has moved on to a different scene.

Insurance man Michael David Barrett faces charges of interstate stalking after he allegedly followed ESPN sports commentator Erin Andrews around several hotel rooms in Nashville…with his camera.

This should save you the trouble of actually watching the movie. Can’t wait for the sequel.

Chavez answers a question about his “friendship” with Iranian President in an interesting way. Hugo says the Fox hack’s mind is “full of confusions.”

Pope Benedict XVI was walked all over by a small spider as he spoke to dignitaries in the Czech capital Prague. The spider soon sunk his vicious fangs deep into the Pontiff’s neck…he didn’t really.

Well at least he doesn’t cry. A creepingly awkward moment here as CBS News’ Katie Couric asks Mormon convert Glenn Beck what he meant by “white culture.” (Recall how he stated that Obama has a “deep-seated hatred for white culture”.)

Mayor of East Cleveland Eric Brewer is caught up in a drag scandal right before a mayoral race. In a statement, Brewer refused to confirm or deny leaked pictures published on the internet show him dressed up in lacy women’s underwear.