Obama inauguration speech generator

If you get bored with helping bush pack…here’s another momentary diversion: the Obama inauguration speech generator.

Here is Buzzchow’s slightly vulgar version:

My fellow Americans, today is a obstreperous day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “beaver”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually bonk.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces precious and horny challenges like never before. Our economy is retarded. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for Baps. Our healthcare system is pisspoor. If your massive muff is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a steel worker. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a carpet Mustang. But twatting together we can right this ship, and set a course for Prague.

Finally, I must thank my useless family, my effervescent campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Kurds for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of nobbing the American people. Without your gullible efforts, none of this would have been possible.